sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior
a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
if i stay in bed i’ll be warm
if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm
but the distance between the bed and the shower
that is not warm